The Shit Lindsay Says

Jun 05

I don’t know what that is…

“You’ve never done a dutch oven? It’s when you like fart under the covers and then trap someone under there so they’re trapped in the smell.”

Jun 02

“Hey, I’ve got fart cannon lined up here!”

“Hey, I’ve got fart cannon lined up here!”

The Bachelor

“She looks like she had a cleft lip or something.”

No, that’s scoliosis…

“Is multiple sclerosis the thing with your back?”

Jun 01

So we were in this big meeting…
“I don’t need to see a poop exhibit. I make my own.” -LH

So we were in this big meeting…

“I don’t need to see a poop exhibit. I make my own.” -LH